DART
DART has completed his training to become the Village of Smirch's next Whopper Gobb Chazzer.
Price = $55.00 |
GOBB TREEPeculiar and brooding, the Gobb Tree is where things that wash up from the lake embed themselves. It is home to a varied collection of bones, rope, sea ferns, shells, barnacles, rocks and creatures that have become permanent fixtures of the Gobb Tree. 6.5" wide base, 24" high, 23" long.
Price = $45.00 |
UNCLE VITO VITALE' VAN BUREN
The Tallest and widest of all WG, Vito measures 12" in height and 11" in width w/Wall Hanger.
Price: $40.00 |
SHERIFF HEX WHIPPLEHex is tiny but mighty, and does a bang up job of protecting the Village. Comes with a Wall Hanger for easy display.
Price: $35.00 |
UNCLE FRANKIE FIZZIWHUGGNo one's quite sure which Family Tree branch he's from, but it's surely one with MANY forks.
Price: $40.00 |
PURVIS VOLTAGE Purvis survived a lighting strike some years back and ever since then he's been a little...unique, and a blast at family gatherings.
Price: $35.00 |
SLITHERDark & mysterious, he cleans up after all Whopper Gobbs whether in the water or on the beach and takes care of leftover food scraps, but doesn't share well with the Seagulls though. 12" long with wall hanger on back.
Price = $35.00 |
WHIPLASHWhiplash is 12" long and is a perfect ledge sitter... he's a great addition for a mantle or shelf!
Price = $25.00 |
SNARKY SHARKBluto the Blue Whale's best friend, Snarky Shark, is 23" Long & comes with a Wall Hanger.
Price = $35.00 |
SNAPPER JAWZSnapper measures 14" long and includes a Wall Hanger for easy display.
Price = $25.00 |
IMMA EZZEEOften found High Kickin' at the Korner of Rt. 5 and VBay Road.
Price = $40.00 |
UNO I-YANNAUnexplained Sprout of Vidalia Allium.
Price = $35.00 |
LU LU UPTIOUSA little risqué in her fishnet stockings!
Price = $35.00 |
COPPER TOPPERMaintenance Regulator for the Village of Smirch.
Price = $35.00 |
BUG EYE BLINGLights the Way for all Whopper Gobbs of the Village.
Price = $35.00 |
Allegedly from Steubenville, but has no forte’ for singing. Triple D is always on his toes and ever vigilant as a servant of the Village of Smirch at Van Buren Point.
Price = $40.00 |
SACHE' SANDY BRITCHESReady for her Harley Hog.
Price = $40.00 |
Kernel Van BurenAlways dapper in his top hat as he makes his rounds of The Village of Smirch.
Price = $40.00 |